PARIS For The First Time

PARIS For The First Time
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Going

Lemme learn some cuss words first.  Breadford in French (ofc not writing the actual one)  “Will I get a discount?” in French.  This 15-day ling Europe trip only sounds good.  Now where tf do I get  15 underwear from?  FIFTEEN.  The entire budget for the trip will be spent on this only.    Paris packing list.  Passport.  Sweater.  Pen?   I need to take it from here? Won’t I get one there?  Or will the French police send us back to first fetch a pen from Ramu Stationery?    We’re going to Paris first  Tell me what all we’re going to see in Paris?  “We’ll see the Eiffel Tower”  Eiffel Tower, yes! And?  The main thing there is Eiffel Tower.  And?  What else is there? (make it stand)  This is the planning for the trip.   Gautami de France di, du-  What?  du Plessis.

Carnival Toys

Here too they sell desi carnival toys.  I didn’t find Paris a lewd place at all.  Everyone here wears good clothes.  Not much nud!ty.  My kinda place ngl.  India is unnecessarily infamous  Everywhere it’s the same shit.  Look at this “Nicholas-”  New generation, they don’t wanna promote love just their Insta IDs.  Give them all shoutouts.  We need foreign audience for Slayy Point. – Yea foreign audience lessgo.  Pen pen where’s the pen.  PEN – PEN.  Ohohoo!  PEEEEEN. – This is what they asked to bring the pen for.  We had to bring a pen for this!  Now I know why Paris is called the city of love.  Lotsa love.  Too much of love in fact.  I wanna go back home on the very first day itself.  Yo stop it book an OYO or something.  (Those eyes promised mordor)  It’s 20 euros.

Paparazzi

And now she’s the one who has to pay for this.  “He’s paparazzi?”  Yeah he’s always recording me.  Dude don’t hit me in public not in public-  Not in public- whaaa?  Charged 20 euros for this.  Who is this this ain’t me.  What similarity is there.  Uh uh lips??  You think the lips are similar??    She must have to buy a new lipstick daily.   Your jawline. (now that right there is a violation)  Look down look down.    YOOOOOO  (Abhyudaya’s spirit got taken over by PSG)  Dude where did it go??  RUN. (DUNDUNDUN)


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